sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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