we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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