so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
The power of my boobs compel you
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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