i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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