life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
