sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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