Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
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Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
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