You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
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Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
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Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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