found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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