hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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