There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
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I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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