I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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