New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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