come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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