I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
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I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
whose ass print is on the piano?
I just had sex on a roof
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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