Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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