Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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