Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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