so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
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how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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