she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
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I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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