She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
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So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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