I feel great
I just peed on a car
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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