just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
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The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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