All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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