how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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