He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Boobs speak an international language.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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