I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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