Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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