careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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