fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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