I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
this just has baby written all over it
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
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