my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I pour the whiskey from now on
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I see more hoeing in ur future
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