when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
That's intense
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
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i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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