honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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