: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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