worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
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when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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