oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
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Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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