I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
All I want is dick and wine.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Randomize
