So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
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