OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
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I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
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Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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