i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I have post one night stand depression
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