we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
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Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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