a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
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I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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