dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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