I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
i think i have herpe
just one?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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