I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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