Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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