I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
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I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I am naked and annoyed.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
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