AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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