I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
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I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
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After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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