So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
