I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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