Well I left you a voicemail but you probably won't be able to hear it because my mic is fucked up. I think you need to come down here and take it in for me.
I hate this phone so bad I'm going to lose all of my friends because of it
Yeah...you probably will...
well, you're marked off my christmas card list for next year.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
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It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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