Got a toothbrush?
do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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