put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
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Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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