I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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