He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
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Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
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