I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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