She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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