therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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