Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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